I'm going to disregard any criticism you lodge...

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06/02/2016 at 16:21 • Filed to: None

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...because I need this so badly and I don’t care what anyone thinks of that.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 16:23

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...Intriguing.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 16:31

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Reminds me of a Contour SVT.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 16:31

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They also did an Alero OSV with a supercharged 4 cylinder.

Say what you want about the cars, but you can’t deny that that is a fantastic color.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 16:39

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These have aged seriously well.


Kinja'd!!! RT > WiscoProud
06/02/2016 at 16:41

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Or Ford Mondeo ST200…

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Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 16:49

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YEP!! I’ve always thought these were cool. Decent torque too. I have very fond memories of whipping my friend’s V6 Alero around NYC when I was in college, on a road trip. He had already smashed the side of his car on a tree or something, so I was allowed to drive as aggressively as I wanted to AKA dodge potholes erratically and cut people off like the clinically insane cabbies do. It was awesome.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 17:00

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Needs more manual transmission and AX time.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/02/2016 at 17:18

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Holy shit that’s nice looking.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/02/2016 at 17:27

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It’s amazing what a mild body kit can do.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/02/2016 at 17:28

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Woahhh.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 17:33

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Oh yeah they also did the minivan too.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/02/2016 at 17:55

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I didn’t even realize there was a coupe version of that. I see sedans around all the time but never a two-door.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/02/2016 at 18:02

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Really? I’ve always gotten the feeling that it was designed as a coupe first and that we only even got the sedan because beancounters.

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Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/02/2016 at 18:10

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Current UPS trucks use their headlights, so they still live on!

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Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/02/2016 at 18:39

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Oh this is so terrible but I’m conceptually obligated to love it


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 18:58

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By liking that, you are the worst.

And by ‘worst’, I actually mean ‘best’.

:-)

It’s what the Olds Intrique should have been right from the start... or at least in top level trim.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
06/02/2016 at 19:06

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Guilty as charged on every count presented


Kinja'd!!! Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 19:41

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I can not hate this, as much as i feel like i am supposed to!!!


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/02/2016 at 20:55

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I feel that way about the Pontiac Grand Prix

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Kinja'd!!! anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/02/2016 at 21:12

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I never knew I wanted all of these Oldsmobiles


Kinja'd!!! aGo > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
06/03/2016 at 05:40

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It’s ok, I have an obsession with the Alero. Like I take pictures whenever I see them and text wifey, Hey Alero!!!! ;x.


Kinja'd!!! aGo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/03/2016 at 05:41

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Oh thank you for posting this. If I remember correctly, it had 245 hp back in 2001. I was like that is so many horsies!!!


Kinja'd!!! npc58501 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/01/2016 at 10:42

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I remember wanting an Intrigue so bad with the 3800 in high school. The car had the 3800 but was much lighter than the LeSabre/Bonneville/Olds 98/88 etc, so it could accelerate like a Maxima (on paper).

I still want one probably because I’m from Lansing and the local news always got to try out the prototype Oldsmobiles (my father got to test pre-production models out of the Lansing plants).

Some cars might have been crappy in hindsight but there is something about knowing some of the people who built/designed those cars (some design/engineering for Olds occured in Lansing, not all of it was at the Tech Center).


Kinja'd!!! npc58501 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/01/2016 at 10:45

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The Japanese would’ve bought it. They have a strange thing for mundane GM vans to the point of gray importing them. See Google “Japanese Astro Van”.


Kinja'd!!! npc58501 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/01/2016 at 10:47

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This car plus RWD (or the FWD with a LSD) and a 6 speed would be SICK!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > npc58501
07/01/2016 at 12:47

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See also: Dajiban